Parth Nelui ~ Volume III
Pennas Lotéssë ~ May Issue

Dedicated with love and gratitude to Tinw filigod for her dedication and hard work to both The Last Homely Herald and now all of Rivendell.

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Title

TEXT OF POEM TEXT OF POEM TEXT OF POEM

~ author

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Guilds and Groups

Army Report

       ARMY REPORT ARMY REPORT ARMY REPORT

~Author

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Gwaith i Nestoer

       Gwaith i-Nestoer has been quiet recently, leaving everyone with the question: “What are those Healers up to?” To rid the readers of their misery, I have come to report on the activities going on.

       GWAITH I NESTOER GWAITH I NESTOER GWAITH I NESTOER

~Author

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Artists

       GOVANNAS IN GLIRDAIN GOVANNAS IN GLIRDAIN GOVANNAS IN GLIRDAIN

~Author

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Library

       LIBRARY LIBRARY LIBRARY

~Author

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forge

       FORGE OF IMLADRIS FORGE OF IMLADRIS FORGE OF IMLADRIS

~Author

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Annals of Imladris

Title of RPG

       EVENT OR RPG EVENT OR RPG EVENT OR RPG

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Title of RPG

       EVENT OR RPG EVENT OR RPG EVENT OR RPG

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Title of RPG

       EVENT OR RPG EVENT OR RPG EVENT OR RPG

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Title of RPG

       EVENT OR RPG EVENT OR RPG EVENT OR RPG

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Title of RPG

       EVENT OR RPG EVENT OR RPG EVENT OR RPG

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Title of RPG

       EVENT OR RPG EVENT OR RPG EVENT OR RPG

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Title of RPG

       EVENT OR RPG EVENT OR RPG EVENT OR RPG

~ Ralkm

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Song of Old

part two

(part one)
(part two last issue)

       PART THREE PART THREE PART THREE

~ Emyla

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Feature Articles

INTERVIEW INTERVIEW INTERVIEW

~Author

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Oldie Perspective

       OLDIE PERSPECTIVE OLDIE PERSPECTIVE OLDIE PERSPECTIVE

~ Author

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Newbie Perspective

       NEWBIE PERSPECTIVE NEWBIE PERSPECTIVE NEWBIE PERSPECTIVE

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Tidings from Abroad

Fangorn

FANGORN REPORT FANGORN REPORT FANGORN REPORT

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Isengard ISENGARD REPORT ISENGARD REPORT ISENGARD REPORT

~ Author

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Khazad-dûm

KD REPORT KD REPORT KD REPORT

~ Author

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Lothlorien

Lorien
LORIEN REPORT LORIEN REPORT LORIEN REPORT

~ Author

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Minas Tirith

MINAS TIRITH MINAS TIRITH MINAS TIRITH

~ Author

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Mordor MORDOR REPORT MORDOR REPORT MORDOR REPORT

~Maninzil

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Riddermark
ROHAN REPORT ROHAN REPORT ROHAN REPORT

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The Shire SHIRE REPORT SHIRE REPORT SHIRE REPORT

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Valinor

VALINOR REPORT VALINOR REPORT VALINOR REPORT

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Lore Matters

Subject

       LORE ESSAY LORE ESSAY LORE ESSAY

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On the trail of the One Ring: Subject RING LORE ESSAY RING LORE ESSAY RING LORE ESSAY

~Author

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Artisans' Corner

How-to... Subject

       CRAFT ARTICLE CRAFT ARTICLE CRAFT ARTICLE

~ Author

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Puzzles and Games

Word Search

JDYNMJRCQOFLNYV
GHUFQWDCFJAXIAS
BUJQMQCPYZJWEZR
IFJAEMOROGPYNEG
TCNYLZKLDMFHNCM
YWZGAISGDVXMADC
EPLEJDDPMMMFDOQ
AFLTCRREIGADIMH
IUCCLZGAONPNBLN
AFSFUJLWVWNHDUO
ALMGOEYAVANNAOQ
DBSCRYQVGIKZOCS
ESQGUYZKCSVTMMA
OZQWEDKIUEUYXEW
NWTFOUZVZYQUSFP
Aulë
Mandos
Manwë
Nienna
Oromë
Ulmo
Varda
Yavanna

~keleosblack

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Mystery Code

With the invention of the Tengwar, elves were able to keep their lore and rich history from the four ages past preserved. This mystery code replaces the characters of Quenya and Sindarin words with numbers for important names, places, battles, and things from the annals of Imladris’s history. So enjoy deciphering a different sort of puzzle this month!

Hints: A=6, I=3, R=22, V=24

21142320133211
 
2431176
 
2112362232014
 
 
222223 17202217202220108
 
 
236172022 61711622219
 
21122208322

~Istya Alassea

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Humor

(inspired by Edward Gorey’s Gashleycrumb Tinies)

Previous letters: A ~ B ~ C ~ D ~ E ~ F ~ G ~ H ~ I ~ J

~Tinw

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The Lay of Imladris

Surprise! There's more water in the old sponge. These are the memoirs of Lord Slosh, formerly Lord Eyebrows: a complete history of Imladris from its pink and glompable beginnings. The Lay of Imladris has been an ongoing feature since the very first issue of the Last Homely Herald.

Previous installments:
Part the First. ~ Part the Second. ~ Part the Third ~ Part the Fourth
Part the Fifth ~ Part the Sixth ~ Part the Seventh ~ Part the Eighth
Part the Ninth ~ Part the Tenth ~ Part the Eleventh ~ Part the Twelfth ~ Part the Thirteenth

Part the Fourteenth

There new times came from mountains cold,
The fulfilled Elves wandered under leaves,
And where the grace of Rulers rolled
Either started wondering
She peered into the minds of Elves
And saw at last her time had come
Into her mind came now two trees
The name of Elrond no more following.

~Arlo Cúthalion            

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Dear Weny

       Welcome, Welcome to another installment of "Dear Weny." I know I was on hiatus but you see I wanted a raise and so I protested and now…What!? Whaddaya mean I don't get a raise? I never got anything to begin with? Well yeah but…Oh harde har har a raise of nothing is nothing. You’re a regular comedian you are. I ain't doing it then, forget it. Sorry folks, no "Dear Weny" this we… What do you mean, "it's in my contract"? Fine! Fine! I'm calling my lawyer after this. On to the letters:

Dear Weny,

       I am in a terrible fix. My husband cam home and now insists he is someone else and that I should call him "Bumpkins" What do I do? It's really kind of creepy. The children are all frightened. Please help!

Morose in Moria

Dear Morose,

      Whatever you do don't ask him for a raise.

Weny

Dear Weny,

       I need major help! I can't decide what to do! I have two suitors vying for my hand in marriage and I don't know how to chose! Help!

Indecisive in Isengarde

Dear Indecisive,

       Don't ask either of them for a raise…*grumble*

Weny

Dear Weny,

       I don't know what to do. I work and work in the mines all day and my boss just doesn't appreciate me. He's always yelling at me and whipping me and I can't take it anymore. The benefits are good but the indifference is killing me. What do I do to make him appreciate me?

Unappreciated in Umbar

Dear Unappreciated,

       You're preaching to the choir here, sister! Whatever you do don't ask him for a raise!

Weny

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karaoke

Poor Lord Eyebrows, he just doesn’t get the same respect that Lord Pretty Boy does. Oh he’s powerful enough, but just not as pretty, and pretty always wins the day in Imladris, even in the bad section of town.

So the Lord of Imladris snuck back to the other side of the waterfall, taking the stage once again to lament this travesty...

Song: Song Title
(Sung to the tune of ??? from ???)

SONG LYRICS SONG LYRICS SONG LYRICS

There is more to the song, of course, but by the next verse Lord Elrond was visibly in tears, and his voice was cracking so badly none could understand what he was babbling. It was then the audience started passing a hat to collect enough to send Lord Elrond to the Houses of Healing where he could perhaps buy a face as pretty as Pretty Boy’s...

~Rowanna Divine

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Credits

  • Guilds and Organizations
    • Army Report: Aduchil
    • Gwaith i-Nestoer: Iruviel
    • Elven Artists Association: Ellitarë
    • Library: Saranna
    • Drill Team: Loriwaynen
    • Racing Team: Leanan Sîdhe/i>
  • RPGs and Special Events
    • RPG: Author
    • RPG: Author
    • RPG: Author
    • RPG: Author
    • RPG: Author
    • RPG: Author
    • RPG: Author
  • Feature Articles
    • Interview: Author
    • Oldie Perspective: Author
    • Newbie Perspective: Author
  • Tidings From Abroad
    • Fangorn: Meltinallë
    • Khazad-dûm: Narv
    • Lothlórien: Rhîwithiliel
    • Riddermark Goldmoon Dunami
    • Minas Tirith: Laielinwen
    • Mordor: Smaug the Gold
    • The Shire: Author
    • The White Council: Grey Pilgrim
    • Valinor: Alkthoniel
  • Songs and Stories
    • Song of Old: Author
    • Creative Submission: Author
  • Crafts, Lore, and Language
    • Lore Matters: Author
    • Geography: Author
    • Artisans’ Corner: Author
  • Puzzle and Games
    • Word Search: Author
    • Cryptogram: Author
      • answers: ???
  • Humor
    • Lay of Imladris: Arlo Cúthalion
    • Dear Weny: Weny
    • KD Tinies: Tinw
    • Karningul: Rowanna
  • Artwork
    • Titles and background: Tinw
    • Ink sketches: Tinw
    • Kingdom stamps: Silarvalla